The Pub

Either/Or

Aaron Belz

Egg

Every animal
was born either by live birth
or by egg, I think.

Presidency

Every human being
is either the President
of the United States
or they are not. I am
told that there is
no middle ground.

Pregnancy

Every human being
is either pregnant
with another human
being, pregnant with
some other creature,
or not pregnant.
There is no “fourth
option” — so I am told.